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America vs. The World

The big trouble with dumb bastards is that they are too dumb to believe there is such a thing as being smart. — Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

Monday, December 11, 2006

But it looks so big on the map

Oh man, this can't be good for the national psyche:
A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.

The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms.
Well, at least we know that not everything can be outsourced to the subcontinent.

I wonder how India's main rival measures up? I assume that any study with comparable results would have been ruthlessly suppressed by the Chinese government.


Blogger J-Flash said...

Sadly, it's a vastly important conclusion, from a public health stanpoint.

But your outsourcing comment simply makes me cringe.

Blogger Mandasaurus said...

It's always reassuring to know that no matter where America stands in the world American men are never afraid to talk about how big their penises are.

Proud? Hmmm.

Blogger Matthew said...

Better than in Russia, where all the Russian women talk about how big their penises are.

Anonymous JC said...

This item won the Weird News Roundup weekly contest on the WGN John Williams Show just this week.

Blogger Chance-86 said...

From Politics to Penis-envy. Does this blog have it ALL, or WHAT?!?

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